I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
By David Sedaris, from his book Naked. (via nprfreshair)
My fella found Wario Land for me online! This might not seem that incredible, but Wario Land for Gameboy was the only video game I owned as a child. It was the game my great aunt bought with the Gameboy when she presented it to my brother for his birthday. My mom hates video games and insisted we could only play the Gameboy while on road trips. Thus my love for Wario grew into secretly sneaking the Gameboy into my room at night to finish one more level or hiding the game so my brother wouldn’t defeat it without me. There are so many Ariel & Wario memories! Still to this day he is my go-to Mario Kart character and I’m sure as hell not embarrassed to say that.