Better Than Stinking It Up
I'm Ariel currently living in Austin, Texas. I'm an aspiring writer, comedian, filmmaker, and professional soda drinker. Let's see how that goes.
Well well well looks like Mary wouldn’t be the first choice for Matthew if Dan had his way. I would like to thank every box of hair dye, all the redheads who inspired me, and John Freida color enhancing shampoo for keeping me up to Dan Stevens standards.
I realize he’s married. No need to discuss that now.
